Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Thursday, September 20, 2012
Comfortable concrete?
Friday, August 17, 2012
Saturday, August 4, 2012
Back to the Basics...
Thursday, July 5, 2012
A Woman's Week At The Gym
A friend e-mailed this to me and I thought I would share this with my readers. Nearly cried laughing...
A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM
Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, I purchased a week of personal training at the local health club.
Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.
I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Christo, who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear.
Friends seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.
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MONDAY:
Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Christo waiting for me. He is something of a Greek god-- with blond hair, dancing eyes, and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!!
Christo gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which he conducted his aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring!
Christo was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time he was around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week!!
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TUESDAY:
I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door. Christo made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then he put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. His rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT! It's a whole new life for me.
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WEDNESDAY:
The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot.
Christo was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. His voice is a little too perky for that early in the morning and when he scolds, he gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying.
My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Christo put me on the stair monster. Why would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Christo told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. He said some other crap too.
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THURSDAY:
Butt hole was waiting for me with his vampire-like teeth exposed as his thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an hour late-- it took me that long to tie my shoes.
He took me to work out with dumbbells. When he was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom. He sent some skinny witch to find me.
Then, as punishment, he put me on the rowing machine-- which I sank.
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FRIDAY:
I hate that Christo more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic, anorexic, little aerobics instructor. If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat him with it.
Christo wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps! And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the darn barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich.
The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?
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SATURDAY:
Satan left a message on my answering machine in his grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing his voice made me want to smash the machine with my planner; however, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel..
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SUNDAY:
I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my husband will choose a gift for me that is fun-- like a root canal or a hysterectomy. I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds!!!
Thursday, June 14, 2012
Grilled Chicken & Veggies
Sunday, June 10, 2012
Stress
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Recipes - Chicken Aparagus Frittata & Sweet Potato Hashbrowns
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Recipes - Salmon, First Attempt
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G-free
Thursday, May 3, 2012
It's official - I'm getting old. :(
Sunday, April 22, 2012
Hit a slump?
Monday, April 2, 2012
No Cheese?!?!
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Overcoming Temptation
Mark 9:23
Saturday, March 17, 2012
I've got a trainer?!
I started back to Zumba on Thursday. It was nice to be back. One girl said she had been looking for me at work because she was worried about me! But I missed a few days of work due to Bronchitis as well. Later that evening they showed me some upper body moves on the TRX ropes (bands?). They actually aren't that scary. But one included squats. And even though I haven't done more than 10 minutes of squats, every muscle in my legs hurt. Squats are just so amazing. OR NOT! No pain, no gain, right?
For your enjoyment, here is a picture of my cheer/zumba shoes, which are great!
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Friday, March 9, 2012
Down 12lbs total! :)
The scales must be lying! So nice to see some progress! I really couldn't believe it when I stepped on the scale at the doctor's office (of course I had to take off my boots and empty my pockets first) and saw the number! Even after splurging on leftover dirt pudding earlier this week. Yes I'm guilty, but who can turn down dirt pudding? I did ask mom to hide the Girl Scout cookies though. Everything in moderation, right?
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Monday, March 5, 2012
Knee update
Dr. Long thinks it is just tendonitis. Bought a knee brace. Hopefully the brace will help. An Aspen employee said I could try TRX bands (resistance?) At the gym without my feet in them. I can just see myself hanging from them now... "help, help!"
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Thursday, March 1, 2012
Doctor's Orders - No Zumba
Bad news per doctor's orders: no zumba until my knee is healed.
So I broke down and went to urgent care because my knee is still hurting. Hasn't gotten worse, but it hasn't gotten better. Got wheeled to x-ray (really necessary?) and scheduled a follow up with my family doctor next week. Because there is popping, there is a chance I might need to see a orthopedic surgeon.
I am pretty frustrated, even though they said it is perfectly normal when you start exercising and using different muscles. So I need your help, because I am afraid I will lose my motivation!
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Monday, February 20, 2012
5lbs down!
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"'If you can'?" said Jesus. "Everything is possible for one who believes."
Mark 9:23 NIV
Saturday, February 18, 2012
Ambitious?
This week, I did 4 zumba classes. Yes, my knees and back are killling me and my arms feel like noodles. Whoever said there was such a thing as good pain? I usually only do 2 classes, so 4 is a big deal! One class included forcing myself out of bed at 8am on a Saturday. If anyone knows me, that NEVER EVER happens. Next week I might be able to fit in 5! Next challenge, diet. Just after I started zumba, we did a huge shopping trip. One where you don't need to go again for a month or so. So we are going to the store this weekend. On my list? Carbmaster yogurt (I love yogurt), fruit, veggies, and turkey for turkey sandwiches (flatbread). Big goal this week? Less fast food. No buying crap on break at work. (Should save money in the long run.) I have already gotten a lot better about grazing junk food after dinner. Ready, set, go!
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"'If you can'?" said Jesus. "Everything is possible for one who believes."
Mark 9:23
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Monday, Monday.
I started this blog a while ago, but I am just now stepping up to the plate. Joined a gym Jan 31st, but started taking zumba classes a few weeks prior.
Today I really didn't want to go to the gym. Bad case of the Mondays. I forced my lazy butt out of bed. Went to a different instructor's zumba class because it fit better with my work schedule today. She was fun!
Worked 8 hours today. Hard not to have your relationship status rubbed in your face when men are buying flowers for the women in their lives. Ugh, Valentine's Day is tomorrow! I know my man is out there and I'm waiting. Patiently. Sometimes.
Since I started classes, I feel I have had more energy, been a little more optimistic, and I have dropped a couple pounds! Just a couple. It has been so nice to have everyone's support. I hope this can be a permanent lifestyle change for me.
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PS~ I do realize it is officially Tuesday... But it is about Monday.